I don’t know who you are. I don’t know what you need. If you are looking for someone to do all the work for you, you better have money… because I certainly do not, but what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for bullies, assholes, and people who do not want to do their job properly. I’ve been told I “do not work well with others.” I’ve been called self-centered, slut, and a worthless bitch; but that’s usually around the time I’m becoming the problem for the bullies, assholes, and people who do not want to do their job. I’m karma, bitch.
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XOXO, Sapiophielle 